The war against The Corrupted Society has just ended, but the pirates of the seven universe are still hungry for more! We are even more drunk as ever, and the RUM is flowing deep inside our veins!
Due to our permanent drunkenness, we'll never have hangovers and therefore we got no sense at all, and most likely no clue what so ever we are doing!
But since the seas has become too small for our space pirate ships, its about time we expand! And this time we are going north ARRRGHH.
This time we wont just destroy our enemies, but instead we will make such a Beautiful Destruction, that has never been seen before!
We might be the underdogs, and people might join in to finally get rid of the pirates! But we don't care! Aslong our troops are drunk as F*** and the RUM is flowing wet in our throat and stomaches, we are happy! (Yes the picture below is from yesterdays party at our pirate ship)
And to make sure you expect nothing at all from the drunken pirates here are the stats to back it up!
Spoiler:
Side 1: Tribes: RUM
Side 2: Tribes: =BD=
Timeframe: Last week
Total conquers: Side 1: 151
Side 2: 201
Difference: 50
Total conquers against opposite side: Side 1: 2
Side 2: 11
Difference: 9
Points value of total conquers: Side 1: 809,973
Side 2: 1,368,184
Difference: 558,211
Points value of total conquers against opposite side: Side 1: 15,265
Side 2: 89,948
Difference: 74,683
But we all know in the end, only true pirates will be able to drink RUM, and we will drown the Beautiful Destruction, and fuel the fires with our awesome liquid alcohol, and finally steal the treasures hidden in the north!! ARGH!
All man on board! Set sail to the north! Next stop =BD=
Ay ay Captain!
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