Ragneur: You on?
Garrock: Raggypoo!!!
Garrock: God I missed talking to you
Ragneur: All do my friend
Ragneur: To know me is to miss me
Ragneur: I even miss myself sometimes
Garrock: What happened?
Garrock: Another declaration of love for a relative?
Ragneur: No thank god
Ragneur: I at least managed to avoid incestuous embarrassment this time
Garrock: What then?
Ragneur: Long, long drunk, rambling, strop heavy story
Garrock: Awwwww
Garrock: you poor sweetheart
Garrock: I wish I could have been there to give you a nice relaxing massage
Ragneur: Sorry?
Garrock: Erm
Garrock: nothing
Garrock: meant that in another chat
Ragneur: right
Ragneur: you ok for me to come back to the tribe?
Garrock: of course
Garrock: how could I ever say no to you?
Ragneur: great
Garrock: you have to make it worth my while though
Ragneur: sure
Ragneur: how?
Garrock: you know how you are always talking about your bottom?
Ragneur: continuously
Ragneur: on the first day god made the world
Ragneur: on the second day god made my bottom
Ragneur: then he retired, bought a telescope
Ragneur: so he could watch it forever
Ragneur: What do you want?
Garrock: to see it
Ragneur: lmao
Ragneur: this is why I want to return
Ragneur: you crack me up
Garrock: I'm serious
Garrock: Tis all I ever think about
Ragneur: ???
Ragneur: are you gay?
Garrock: no
Garrock: why do you ask?
Ragneur: you want to see my bottom
Garrock: yeah
Garrock: and?
Ragneur: why?
Ragneur: it sounds pretty gay
Ragneur: its fine if you are
Ragneur: tis 2013
Garrock: are what?
Ragneur: gay
Ragneur: you want to see my bottom
Garrock: I don't think so
Garrock: you just make me think things I have never thought before
Ragneur: wish I had that effect on women
Ragneur: so what are you proposing?
Garrock: No botty, no invite
Ragneur: No invite it is then
Ragneur: bye bye you freaky oddball
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